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'Twas the Night Before Monday
May 5, 2011
Posted by SarahDMZ
'Twas the Night Before Monday
Osanta bin Laden
'Twas the Night Before Monday
by Paul in Michigan

'Twas the night before Monday, when all through the complex

Not a creature was stirring, except for Seal Team Six;

The sandals were hung by the piss pots with care,

In hopes that running water soon would be there;

The terrorists were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of grenade launchers danced in their heads;

And mamma in her burka, and I in my turban,

Had just settled down with a note from Dick Durban,

When out in the sand there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I peeked out the hole,

looked over the fence to the shadows below.

The moonlight danced in the swirling sand,

But gave no exposure to the strike team at hand,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But helicopters hovering and ziplines near,

With 2 dozen Seals, so stealthy and quick

I knew in a moment I was up shit creek.

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